2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

To Be or Not To Be

Sat 15 March 2008

TP 3 – 4 Harmony

What a game! There was excitement, debate, bookings, goals, mistakes, moments of class, friendships, but most of all a cracking atmosphere amongst the players. This game should have been videoed and put on match of the day! Having said that, if it hadn’t been for a few errors from TP, they surely would have won. The Harmony team were taking their chances, throwing players forward in the early stages, and got caught out by a counter attack started by Dan Spinola, who played Calvin Lindsay in down the right, and he won a corner. Nick swung the corner in and after a scrap, David Hambridge shot wide.

The first goal came about fifteen minutes in. The ball was struck from the edge of the area after some nice running by a winger and the ball crept underneath Steve Speroni. Trevor Lindsay almost got TP back on level terms after some nice work by Dwayne Mitchell, whose cross found his Trevor, who headed over. The second goal went in and this was an unfortunate goal because the ball struck Samuel Balogun, who was nicknamed Adebayor by Dwayne and One of their strikers, and went past Steve. Shortly after another goal went in, this time a striker went through down the left, after an appeal by Andy Owen for offside was ignored by our own ref Ian Howard (whose toes are still keeping him out of action), and the on rushing striker tucked it past the on rushing Steve. Their keeper was then forced into saves from Nat Field, Ferris Lindsay, and Nick Speroni. Going in at half-time 3-0 down, the oranges looked dead and buried.

The second half kicked of and immediately the oranges won the ball back through Nick, who played a ball to Ferris, who volleyed over from outside the box. TP struck back when the opposing keeper exceeded the six second rule, and an indirect free kick was given inside the box. Dave and Calvin were disrupting the keeper and opposition players as Sam waited. The whistle went and Nick laid the ball off to Sam, who lived up to his Adebayor nickname, and he curled the ball into the far corner. With half an hour to go, Dan had a shot in the box that took a deflection and looped over the bar. Dan had a go at himself for missing but he was about to make up for it from the following corner. Calvin and Nicks set pieces had all been superb and this was no different. Cal whipped it in far post and Dan jumped beating four players, including Sam, to head in from a tight angle. 3-2 were they going to do it?

Then Harmony sent on another striker and the game began to open up. The striker ran down the left past Sam and looked about to score when Dave came in with a sliding tackle to knock it out for a corner. Again Harmony broke and this time they scored. The striker lobbed Steve, who had little to do in the second half, and looked to be going straight in. But instead the ball bounced along the bar three times above Dave’s head. When it finally came down, the striker smashed it in. Heads began to drop, but certain individuals, most notably Nick and Dan, insisted the game wasn’t over. Even the ‘unbiased’ ref had words of encouragement. Nat then showed some nifty footwork and played in Calvin, who forced the keeper into a good save. There were five minutes to go and their keeper thought he was Ronaldinho. They say all keepers are crazy, and this one proved so as he lost the ball to Ferris, who side footed home. 4-3 and TP were flooding the Harmony penalty area, even sending up Steve in the last minute, but the ball didn’t fancy going into the net again. The whistle went and all the players came off with a sense of excitement. A great game!

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