2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Fortune Favours ELT, not the Brave

TPFC 0 – 4 ELT

Fortune Favours ELT, not the Brave.

This week, the Oranges were at home to top-flight ELT.

Still sore from defeat to league leaders Camberwell, TPFC were looking to win back some pride.

The battle of the acronymic-named teams commenced (prizes for deciphering ELT!) without their valuable keeper Steve ‘Maverick’ Speroni. Even with his cat-like reflexes he could not evade a bout of tonsillitis.

Andy ‘Two Codes’ Owen looked to cash in on his rugby career by slipping on the keeping gloves.

Andy seemed to relish the opportunity to handle the ball and get stuck-in on the floor without being booked, and after a first-minute fumble, settled into the role of number one.

The Oranges were under no illusions as to the mountainous task ahead. With only ten men they faced a buoyant ELT, who are looking to stamp their name at the top.

From the whistle TPFC got stuck in and made it difficult for ELT, creating several chances for the ELT keeper to lap up.

At the opposite end of the field, ELT began to find their feet. Their strong centre-forward chased an opener with a fierce close range effort which was saved by the debutant TPFC keepers face!

ELT’s first goal was gifted when a sloppy effort from their nifty striker was bundled in by an embarrassing blooper from the keeper – reminiscent of David Seaman’s blunder against Brazil.

This did not seem to rock TPFC’s sturdy ship, and they continued to look for an opener through Daniel Spinola who was enjoying his stint as a lone striker.

David Hambridge once again proved his captaincy by doing what he does best. ELT were clearly riled by David’s no-nonsense defending.

Unfortunately for the Oranges, the mountain was made higher by some clinical passing and shooting from ELT. TPFC seemed helpless when three ELT attackers cleverly played past an exposed defense, and an isolated keeper.

The defensive problems were further compounded when a fierce header was parried away by Andy Owen, only to be half-volleyed into the exposed net by the ELT striker.

With the half-time whistle, a hard team talk ensued. Andy Owen rescinded his gloves to David Hambridge and resumed his defensive duties.

As the second half commenced, ELT sat back on their lead and allowed the home team to exert some pressure.

TPFC thrive under pressure, and this showed with a hard fought battle in midfield. Eddie Campbell and Co putting in a magnificent effort and snuffing out most of ELT’s attacks.

Samuel Balogun also put in a gallant effort, but perhaps this was motivated by his craving to be the most photographed player alongside Andy Owen.
















































































































































































































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