2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

TPFC 0 v 6 Pembroke

A heroic performance by nine men which was reflected in the score line, yet the game was enjoyed by all. Pembroke House were a fairly average team, with many individuals. TP were without ten players and were also without inspirational captain John Helm, so Dave Hambridge was skipper for the day. Calvin was on the sidelines starting his two match ban.

The game started after a minutes silence to commemorate those who died in the wars to keep our country free! The game was kicked off by the Blues and they enjoyed some early pressure which was fended off by the TP defence. Their first menacing attack was a ball chipped over the top which soldier Ian Howard anticipated, knocking the ball out for a corner. Most of the first twenty five minutes was attack after attack by Pembroke, which were broken up by the defence. Steve made some top saves, most notably stopping a lashed shot with his feet. Then the first goal went in and TP collapsed in a crazy spell up to half time where three more goals were conceded.

Going in at half time four – nil down is never a good feeling especially when three of the goals had potential offside, shirt pulling, and obstruction. Some of the younger heads had dropped and the old man (IAN!!) and Nick encouraged us as best they could but I bet even they couldn’t have foreseen our stunning second half performance. Our whole team put such a performance that the spectators could have sworn we had eleven men. Ian played their number 14 out of the game making some superb tackles. He went down in the second half after the ball being blasted into his midriff and we were all thinking we could be down to eight. But as he got up the opposition striker summed it up. ‘He’s a warrior’. Mr Balogun started using his striker skills in defence bring the ball forward on a number of occasions. He was first to every ball on the edge of the box. Andy got nut-megged on the touch line and with two cueing up for the cross he thundered back to tackle and put the ball out of play. Andy also had a tricky winger who kept on saying to himself ‘I am Cristiano Ronaldo’ with some beautiful stepovers but Andy wasn’t fooled and he slid in and won the ball. Dave anticipated some crosses clearing them out for a corner and he also threw himself in front of two shot that looked destined for the net. He also bombed down the right and stood up well when faced by a skilful winger.

Nick was tireless in the midfield and tiresome for the opposition. Just when they thought they had a free shot on goal, Nick was there in a flash putting them under pressure. Some great tackles and then some nice passes released Dwayne on a few occasions who streaked up the wing. Some of his turns and dribbling skills deserved the chant ‘are you Jay-Jay Okocha in disguise?’ Ferris, who I was told afterwards was playing only his SECOND ninety minutes in FIFTEEN YEARS, was on his own up front and didn’t see much of the ball. But some of his attacking movement off the ball was top notch. Dragging defenders to the left, he left the right exposed for Dave and Dwayne. When Moses was first to the ball in midfield and did all his work simply. He got the ball turned and passed and often got in good space to receive a pass. He even got up and won headers in the midfield along with Nick.

This next section of the blog has to have a paragraph to himself. Steve Speroni! I’m not ashamed to admit that when I first saw Steve play I was worried! But he has proved me completely wrong by getting better and better each game. His reflexes were sharp, his distribution accurate, his communication of his area was second to none, and he didn’t drop a single catch. But most notably in this match we saw something we thought we’d never see. He had a Jens Lehmann moment or perhaps he got cold. He walked to the edge of the area dropped the ball at his feet and went for jog to warm up. He beat five players with some skills that were reminiscent of Ronaldinho. A fantastic goalie. Hey! last time I checked England had a Goalkeeper Catastrophe!

Statistics:Man of the match: Nick Speroni for his tireless running and commitment

The Heroes: Steve Speroni, David Hambridge, Ian Howard, Samuel Balogun, Andy Owen, Moses Balogun, Nick Speroni, Dwayne Mitchell, Ferris Lindsay

Crowd: Natalie, Sonia, and Andy’s Girlfriend Linda, Calvin, Sam Ranthe, Nick’s Dad, Mum & Sister Conditions: overcast, chilly, very windy

Photographer (or best sticker of the day!!): Some excellent shots from Linda




Writer: David Hambridge

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