2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Oranges Don't Get Rub Of The Green

ICC Sons 4 v 0 TPFC

Saturday 27 October 2007

TP have the best behaviour but have the worst fortune! So much potential but it’s just not clicking yet. Having said that, the first half performance was right up there with the best. John Helm, the Captain, was out with an achilles injury, so in stepped Dan Spinola as captain. Andrew Owen, due to play at centre back, was also absent (apparently in bed!), so in stepped Dave Hambridge giving by far his best performance so far. TP started under pressure with a few long throws going into the box, which Ian and Dave cleared without much bother. Little Jon and Ben Cordle started supporting more down the flanks and TP started to dominate with Nat Field, Nick Speroni and Dan pulling the strings. Eddie showed he still has strength in his right foot, smacking a long range effort about 10 yards wide. Calvin Lindsay’s pace was ripping their left back apart and he twice was played in only for the keeper to come out and smother the ball. Dwayne Mitchell sprang to life after some nice interplay between Nick and Dan and he streaked up the wing to win a dangerous free kick. Steve Speroni, in goal, didn’t have much to do in the way of shots, but he was solid, especially his distribution.

The first goal was extremely unlucky. Ball played into the area, headed down by Ian to Dave, who cleared straight into a players hand, which was outstretched. Unbelievably, the ref played on and a striker converted a decent finish. For the rest of the half TP heads didn’t drop and they pressed on for an equaliser. Dave Hambridge played a dangerous ball in from a free kick which the opposite keeper came and claimed, taking out two of his own players. Then came the best and unluckiest effort of the game. Calvin’s curling corner was superb and Nat’s inhuman leap provided Nat with a header that looked destined for the top corner. Dave and Ian were all ready celebrating when the keeper pulled off a really good save. Dwayne then passed back to Ben, who played a little chip back and Dwayne’s shot was well saved. Still, Dwayne kept his head up and kept going.

At the break, the ‘Big men’ changed the formation, when maybe twenty minutes with the same formation would have sufficed. However, after the first five minutes TP were back on top. Nick Speroni hit a vicious free kick again brilliantly saved. Even the wind was against the Oranges and it blew against their defence in the second half. Ian found himself wide tracking back a skilful attacker, but the big man, always up for a challenge, comfortably knocked it out for a corner. They had quite a few set pieces, which is where John was missed, and from this corner TP were almost punished for not clearing. The header looped over Steve, who came and punched, but Dave on the line saved TP, but that wasn’t the end of the drama, because his header away was headed back over him and Ian took the shot bravely full in the face.

However, from the next corner, the second goal was conceded. Similarly to the last corner Steve came and didn’t quite get as hard a punch as he would have liked and the header jus evaded Dave’s knee and Ian’s head bobbling into the net. Samuel, who came on at half time beat the offside trap and held the ball up and played a one-two with Dwayne, before whipping an inviting ball in. Little Jon ghosted in at the back post but his shot deflected wide, but the ref gave a corner. Then a skilful sub sprinted down the right and Steve ran out to him and forced him wide. He dived in putting the ball out of play but injuring himself, meaning he couldn’t continue. Dave Hambridge, who was the only keeper to have a clean sheet, was shaky in goal and ICC started having more shots. The third goal, anyone on the pitch would have been proud of……….if the guy had meant it. He was obviously aiming for the top left corner, with his body shaped to hit it and his eyes fixed, yet he sliced it into the top right. To be fair, no goalie would have saved it. TP still persisted with Femi Oyeniran, making only his second appearance playing a good ball to Dwayne who found Calvin down the right who whipped a ball in, unfortunately no-one was at the back stick. The forth goal was so harsh, a free kick over the wall took a deflection and nestled in the bottom corner. Even the free kick taker looked stunned. But the first half performance was one of the best, and there were some outstanding individual performances for the team.

Statistics

Man of the match: Ian Howard for his no-nonsense defending, clearances and fearless tackling.
Team: Steve Speroni (Femi Oyeniran), Little Jon, Ian Howard, David Hambridge, Ben Cordle, Eddie Campbell (Samuel Balogun), Dan Spinola (c), Nick Speroni, Nathaniel Field, Dwayne Mitchell, Calvin Lindsay

Crowd: a few of us - Natalie, Keziah, Naomi, Moses and Calvin's Dad?

Conditions: Windy in the second half, overcast

Photographer: Where was Natalie? Wasn’t at her best but came to life, yelling abuse, when one of their strikers wildly struck over!

Writer: David Hambridge

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