2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Harmonious Oranges?

Harmony 0 – TPFC 5

Saturday 15 December, Wanstead Flats

Strange title for such an occasion I know, but let me begin…

With the Gaffer tucked up in his sick bed, it fell to the returning Captain to concoct a plan of action.

With 2 significant changes – Dwayne to right back and Samuel to Centre midfield, we had the look of a balanced team with options to attack from the back through the fullbacks. However, no-one could have anticipated having to wait nearly 30mins for the 8 players making up the opposition.

Thoughts quickly turned to making the most of our advantage and climbing the table and reducing the goal difference defiecit – if only our intentions could have mirrored our actions!

Playing against 8 men proved very difficult, especially with several Harmony players being more than comfortable with the ball at their feet – thoughts quickly turned to the fateful Springfield performance.

A little shuffle of the pack putting Nick into the Centre of midfield and Samuel out on the wing to try and get more from both players seemed to work, and TP started to find some space and rhythm. We were able to start moving forward and put the opposition under pressure and winning corners.

A corner was won on the right and was taken by Calvin, who put a vicious bend on the ball which flew into the net at the back post!

Finally a breakthrough and we can start to relax and play…

And we did – another corner won on the left, taken by Nick and helped into the net by Eddie, or so our Captain wanted to believe! Although inches away, Eddie declared it an own goal – but what a header!

Now – to be said and never to be mentioned again – our nameless left back, winning the ball and finding himself with racing through the Harmony half – he would have got a nose bleed if the blood in his veins hadn’t frozen solid – found himself one on one with the keeper after beating the chasing defenders and put it over the bar for a glorious 3 points – are his Rugby appearances clouding his decision making?

A one on one fell to Calvin, who, after evading an offside trap that was proving effective, had run the ball through the middle to round the keeper and hit a spot only a couple of inches below Two Codes to put us 3 and 0.

The only other highlight of the first half involved Steve being tested in goal – nothing to a drilled in high ball towards goal, he got his hands behind it and pushed it away.. only to find a blue shirt sneaking in to get his head on the ball. Thankfully the outstretched arm of Steve managed to swat the ball to safety.

Whistle blown for half time and the oranges come in for words of direction from the skipper and coach – surely the 3 man advantage would pay off in the second half?

And it was looking good.

We started the half with our best football – build up play at the back lead to a break down the right, Femi finding the space to take it down the line and feed the ball into the middle, but Harmony were able to clear.

Samuel was beginning to find space to move into and pressure the Harmony defence; Dwayne was getting comfortable and was looking to start nice passing moves, UtilityMan was surging forward to make the 3 man advantage come into play, whilst John kept winning the tackles and finding space to carry the ball. Even our left back had forgotten his first half experience and was bursting forward to influence the game.

And this football continued, but was interrupted on a couple of occasions by breaks from Harmony, one resulting in a free kick 25yrds out. A rocket was hit and the wall was beaten, only for the head of John to get behind it and send it away.

It was no longer one way traffic, and tackles were needed from the defence and midfield. But the Enforcer was still able to find some key passes from the loose balls and send us on breaks, one of which saw number 4 from TP and number 4 (for the season) from one legged Ferris – a rocket across the goalie.

Steve was beaten after the defence was left unprotected but he had done enough to send the blue shirt wide not to have a clear enough angle on the goal to get a consolation.

This was preceded by the other Speroni proving talk at the Christmas dinner entirely right – that he didn’t have a right foot! With only one defender to beat, he decided to it 3 times to try and find an angle for his favoured left boot, but this was once too many and the moment was passed.

But again, Calvin to the rescue with a historic moment for the Oranges, when for a second time he rounded the keeper to bury his third – the match ball was surely his (if it didn’t belong to Harmony!).

More chances came, more breaks were made by Harmony, but the 80minute match was concluded at 5-0. Memories turned to the Pembroke game where the Oranges proved the score could be kept respectable against a team lacking numbers, but this was little consolation for what was hoped to be a bigger win.

But it was a win none-the-less, a clean sheet to go with the clean sheet presented to Steve for leaving, but without whom we may not have had one yet, and another name to add to the goal scorers list.

It is hard to take anything from playing 8 men, however, 3 points were taken, as was the realisation that hard work, passing options and hortatio semper are going to be needed in 2008 if we are to continue our assult on the NELCL!

Team: Maverick; Dwayne, John ©, Utility Man, Andrew; Femi, Enforcer, Nick, Samuel; Ferris, Calvin;

Goals: Calvin (3), OG, Ferris

Man of the Match: The Enforcer – kept his head, kept a good position, fed some nice passes and found the loose balls to keep Harmony pegged back.

Attendance: 3 – Natalie, Linda and our youngest attending fan, frozen Eliana.

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