2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Oranges At Sixes And Sevens

Sat 8 March

All Stars 7 - 1 TP

The team news was the Andrew Owen returned from a month of scything, Trevor Lindsay making his second start down the left, and Debutant Mark Raines on the bench. Soldier Boy aka Ian Howard managed from the touchline as he had two broken toes.

A wretched second half display from the oranges meant that six goals were let in, that should have been prevented. However, there were some encouragements, like the quickness off the blocks to produce the first goal. Ferris Lindsay spotting the keeper off the line and superbly lobbing him in less than a minute, after a good through pass from Calvin Lindsay. After that start, the oranges pressed looking for a second, with Trevor Lindsay heading over and Nat Field shooting wide.

The equaliser came about halfway through the first half, a corner swung in, headed out by captain John Helm, and a half-volley dispatched into the bottom corner, through a crowded penalty box. The defensive offside trap was working well as a unit and on a number of occasions the opposition attack was denied by the (non existent) linesman’s flag. The best action came just before half time. Another cross was cleared by Andy Owen but it fell to the opposition’s play maker who smashed a full volley from 25 yards, which was tipped onto the bar by keeper Steve Speroni. At half time the oranges believe that this game was there for the taking but for some reason, didn’t show that on the pitch.

The second goal came five minutes after half time. A striker wasn’t closed down and he struck from the edge of the area into the bottom corner. Then the third went in and heads began to drop. A long range effort bobbled under Steve. Dan Spinola then started of a nice patch of football. Passing back to Dwayne Mitchell, who played a one-two with David Hambridge, played a ball to Calvin who played it onto his dad, whose shot went wide. The fourth rolled under Steve, the fifth was tapped past him, and the sixth was volleyed into the top corner after poor marking from David Hambridge. Mark Raines then came on for Andy, and he showed some nice early touches from the left wing to feed the ball to Nick who flicked it on to Ferris, who was pushed over by a two-handed push. Nick told the ref that he thought that was out of order, but the ref seemed to have a bigger go at Nick for arguing than the player who was guilty of the initial foul.

Then came the drama. A late penalty was given for a push by John, and the opposition player went crazy, punching a team mate and walking off because he wasn’t allowed to take it, even though he was the first to be offered it and turned it down. This initiated a scuffle, during which no TP player was involved. Swear words and insults were exchanged and so were fists. That undermined a game that was played in a competitive way, but that is no excuse. However, TP can be proud that they didn’t get involved. The penalty was converted by the way!




































































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