2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Oranges Make Friends

ELT 3 v 2 T.P.

8 December, Wanstead Flats

This wasn’t just a friendly or just for fitness. It was a victory despite the score line. The oranges should have bagged another win but a lack of effort from two ELT fringe players cost us the game. Lining up before the game, Ian Howard joked “let’s keep it single figures”. He followed that comment by a great game. Stand in skipper David Hambridge won the toss and decided to kick off. Just as the match started, so did the rain. It was already a cold day but as the rain came down them oranges started well, Fernando, a ELT fringe player, whipping in a dangerous near post cross.

Andrew Owen, playing his first game in goal, made a blunder with his first touch, allowing the ball to slip under him into the net. He screamed in frustration but looked up at us and started smiling, his usual cheery self. Andrew then made a good save from a long shot and bowled the ball out to Natalie, down the line to Dee and she held off her man and found Ferris. His pass found Calvin who was taken down inside the box by the keeper. Ref played advantage and Fernando finished well. We went into the break at 1-1 and playing well everyone giving 110%.

After the break we came out on fire and around the hour, great work from Natalie winning the ball and setting Ferris away down the wing, the cross came over and was slid in by one of the ELT players ( o.g. ). We were 1 v 2 up !! Then the ELT two stopped playing and already down to 10 men the orange midfield disappeared. Calvin eventually stuck in the middle and did well to snuff out the attacks, playing against 2 men. Ferris, played in by Calvin, pulled up on a one on one and had no option but to try an ambitious chip. The keeper made a good save and the ELT fringe player took 5 touches before shooting, by which time the keeper and 5 other defenders were back by that time. The equaliser came when the defence was 6 against 4 at the back and the result was inevitable happened. Andrew had no chance with the goal. The oranges didn’t learn their lesson as the top scorer in the league, a man well into his forties, completely out-skilled Calvin on the edge of the box before striking into the top corner.

The ref blew the whistle and the game ended. Everyone enjoyed themselves and the result was good although we were maybe a little disappointed with losing. All the TP players gave 100% all through the game. A big game against Harmony on Saturday for the last game of the year and we need a big performance, (Andrew time for your goal of the season!)

WoMan of the Match: Natalie Howard

Man of the Match: either Andy or Calvin

Writer: David Hambridge

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