2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Oranges Run Dry

ELT 4 v 0 TPBCFC

Saturday 29 September 2007

3rd Game in and the first real test of squad depth faces us. With both Centre backs missing, a decision is made to go old school and turn the big men centre backs – Nick & Samuel.

2nd choice Skipper for the day Nick meets the ref in the middle for the toss and is offered 40mins each way – with two full backs in the team from the game played with an odd shaped ball, I was beginning to wonder if we were going to be playing the other kind of football!

However, Nick managed to talk the ref into a 90min game… was this to be a wise choice?

The starting line up featured Ben Cordle, debuting at left back, the returning Andrew, Daniel and Moses and Nathanael starting up front. Eddie had recovered from his hamstring strain the week before, and was partnered in the holding role of midfield by son Aaron.

And with this, TP started the stronger, playing some nice football going forward through Daniel, Dwayne, Aaron and Moses and on numerous occasions nearly finding the right ball through to Nathanael.

At the back, Eddie was picking up the loose balls before they got to the strikers feet, but when they did Samuel was there to win it back. Ben seemed to be the unfortunate one that was picking up the quick winger we have inevitably come to face, but his rugby playing build and drive left the winger so frustrated he would go an swap wings to face the equally solid Andrew.

As the half wore on ELT came back and were finding a bit of space in the final third when a shot was unleashed from the edge of the box that beat the back line to find the net. A second was scored not long after a cross was put in and was met at the far post.
A third was then scored with the last kick of the half after a comedy moment by the brothers Speroni lead to a back pass being pick up and unstoppable free kick being fired in. (Editors Note: Apologies Bro!)

But, there was a feeling going in 0-3 at half time was not a fair reflection of the game. And this was to be shown in the second half. The fighting spirit of TP was again to come out and again, we started the better and showed great potential to get the ball down and play. Nathanael was starting to get the wrong side of defenders, Daniel was able to carry the ball that bit further, Dwayne, Aaron and Moses were getting closer to finding that killer pass. The defence was tightened in front of an ELT player who was more interested in trying to beat the defenders by making them laugh than taking the ball past them, This was encouraged by the rest of ELTs forwards arguing amongst themselves. Even ELT bringing the BIG men on (Nick & Sam volunteering the making of him to the other) couldn’t seem to get them a break through. Steve in goal was, as we have come to expect, playing solidly and taking the inevitable hit to one body part or other. But a 4th did come, although it was hardly memorable!

In all, a 4-0 defeat was an improvement on the 7 conceded the week prior but the first game TP had drawn a blank. The spells of good football and second half defending meant that we are still moving forward as a team. Guts were shown by all, no more than by Ben playing with horrendous blisters.

A difficult decision as man of the match meant a tie between and all action Daniel in the middle was equalled by a gutsy, but still classy, out of position performance by Samuel – although he did plea for a run out up top with Nathanael and did actually take us as close to the goal as we had been in the second half.

Team:

S. Speroni; A. Owen, N. Speroni (C), S. Balogun, B. Cordle; M. Balogun, A. Campbell, E. Campbell, D. Spinola, D. Mitchell; N. Field.

Attendance: ELTs substitutes. Missing: The (apparently) Ian Horward & John Helm Fan Club of Natalie and Naomi!

Writer: Nick Speroni

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