2007/8 SEASON

League Postion: 10/13
Behaviour League Position: 1/13
Game Stats
Played: 24
Won: 6 (1 Walk Over)
Drawn: 1
Lost: 17
Goals For: 39 (3 awarded on Walk Over)
Goals Against: 81
Goal Difference: -42

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Committee

Manager: Ian Howard
Coach: Nick Speroni
Captain: John Helm
Team Rep: Andrew Owen
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Player Awards

Player awards made at the splendid presentation evening, venue Tollington Park Baptist Church, on 17 May. Many thanks to all those who put so much effort into making it a great evening.

*Players Player: Daniel Spinola
*Managers Player: David Hambridge
*Committee's Player: Steve Speroni
*Ambassador of Season: Nathanael Field
*Top Scorer: Ferris Lindsay
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Player Stats

On Target: Calvin 5; Dwayne 2; Moses 1; Arsan 1; David 2; Nathanael 3; Ferris 14; Chris 1; Tim 1; Samuel 3; Daniel 3; Eddie 1; OG: 1

Most Yardage Covered: Daniel "Smokey" Spinola
Most Tackles: Ian "Graham Roberts" Howard
Most Blood Given: Steve "Terry Butcher" Speroni
Most Different Positions Played: David "Utility Man" Hambridge (or could it now be John "Paul Madeley" Helm?)
Best Enforcer: Eddie "The Enforcer" Campbell
Best Choir Boy: Chris "Choir Boy" Hawthorne (not sure where that one came from - Ed)
Most Comfortable Duvet: Samuel "It's a game of one half - ie the second half" Balogun
Most Micky Droy Like Player: Ben "Micky Droy" Cordle
Best Statistician: Tim "The Abacus" Collier
Most Requests To Borrow Someone Else's Shin Pads: Femi "Late (and that's not a milky coffee)" Onyreian
Worst Statistician: Tim "Statto" Collier
Best half time team talk: Trevor "Sicknote" Lindsay
Most things headed: John "Kenny Burns" Helm
Goal of the Season: Daniel "35 Yards" Spinola
Most Points For Wigan: Andrew "Two Codes" Owen
Most Years Since Last Played: Ferris "Stanley Matthews" Lindsay
Greatest Howler In Front of Goal: Andrew "Three points for Wigan" Owen
Best Support: Natalie "Flanders" Howard
Best Photographer: Linda
Best Launderer: Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard
Most Clean Sheets: Steve Maverick Speroni (or should that be Mrs Jackie "Dot" Howard?)
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Game Reports

8 Sept: 2-1 Ecclesia : Oranges Open Account With Win But.....
22 Sept: 1-7 Camberwell : Oranges Squeezed
29 Sept: 0-4 ELT : Oranges Run Dry
06 Oct: 1-2 Walthamstow Parish : Oranges Pipped
20 Oct: 0-3 Blackhorse Road : Oranges Don't Get The Blues
27 Oct: 0-4 ICC Sons : Oranges Don't Get Rub Of the Green
03 Nov: 1-5 London All Stars : Oranges See Red
10 Nov: 0-6 Pembroke: Orange Is The Colour Of Heroes

24 Nov: 1-5 Springfield: Oranges & Lemons....
01 Dec: 7-1 All Nations: Terry's Oranges
08 Dec: 2-3 ELT: Oranges Make Friends
15 Dec: 5-0 Harmony: Harmonious Oranges?
05 Jan: 9-1 Cranbrook: Oranges on the Rampage
12 Jan: 1-5 Ecclesia: Oranges Peeled Apart
26 Jan: 0-2 Camberwell: Oranges and Blacks to the Wall
02 Feb: 0-4 ELT: Oranges in Pictures
09 Feb: 1-1 Walthamstow: TP Win by TKO
23 Feb: 0-9 Blackhorse Road: Oranges Off Colour
01 Mar: 0-4 ICC Sons
08 Mar: 1-7 London All Stars: Oranges At Sixes And Sevens
15 Mar: 3-4 Harmony FC: To Be or Not To Be
29 Mar: 2-4 Springfield FC: Orange not the Favourite Colour Of The Man In Black
19 Apr: 1-2 All Nations Centre: Rouge Bruise Oranges
26 Apr: 3-0 Pembroke House (Walk Over)

__________________________________________________ Who said?

1. "I'll be quite happy with mid table respectability"
2. "I can see everything from here"
3. "My dream has come true"

Answers

1. The Gaffer's upbeat (although privately stated) comments prior to the start of the season. Little did he know what was about to unfold....

2. The ref in our early season constest with Blackhorse Road. The man in black could not be persuaded to wear anything but black so in effect became the Blackhorse Road 12th man. As a self imposed compromise he took himself off to the halfway line on the sideline at half time and then confessed himself happy with his decision with the now infamous remark. Needless to say, although he could see us, we did not see him again for the rest of the season.

3. Two Codes. At the tender age of 28, and his dream of a church based football team fulfilled already, has this man got anything else to live for?
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Christmas Specials

Christmas Meal: Remember The Stuffing?

Rouge Bruise Oranges

Saturday 19 April 2008


TPFC 1 -2 All Nations Centre



4th from bottom, TPFC had All Nations in their sights this week. The last meeting between these two teams was on the 1st December where the Oranges triumphed with a 7-1 win. Steve Speroni was man of the match, and it saw perhaps the goal of the season from Dan Spinola's spectacular 25 yard strike.

This week Dan Spinola was not available for selection, and Steve (Maverick) Speroni was called to the mid-field with Trevor Lindsay slipping on the rather unorthodox gardening gloves!

The Oranges faced a renewed All Nations, who fielded a much larger squad than the last game, and included some new talent up front. TPFC started strongly despite only fielding ten men, and tested the Red's unsettled defence.

Sam Ranthe, a new addition to the Oranges already 30-strong 'squad' proved to be a valuable find. He toyed with his opposite full-back and frustrated the All Nation's mid-field to good effect throughout the game.

TPFC were clearly fired up for this game, and continued to pressure the All Nation's stuttering defence. Ferris Lindsay showing he still has a fine touch and a fierce strike, as he turned on one foot and fired a long range shot into the far corner of the Reds goal.

Although buoyed by the early super-strike, the Oranges knew that a huge task lay ahead. Not only did they need to win, they needed to maintain an exemplary discipline record to steer the course to the coveted crown of the behavioural league!

The Orange's pressure seemed to have a positive effect on the All Nations squad, stepping up their game through their new striker. The Red's looked for their opener through clinical passing and dangerous crossing. The first wave of attack came from a Red's corner, with their centre-forward whipping the ball towards the near post. Thankfully the workhorse Andy Owen was there to clear the ball, not once, but twice, with the second effort just narrowly headed over the bar to cries of 'almost your first goal of the season!' - he 'had it covered' to borrow a phrase from Mr. Seaman.

All Nations continued their attack and were rewarded with a scrappy goal. TPFC failing to clear the ball, with the Red's solid mid-fielder burying the ball from close range.

Determined to keep hold of the game, TPFC upped their game, only to be disappointed with another scrappy goal. The Orange's defence again failing to clear a messy ball.

Half-time came too soon, with shouts of disbelief when the TPFC skipper Nick Speroni advised the Red's that the Oranges only had ten men.

The second half was a typical story of the grit and determination the fans have come to expect. Trevor Lindsay putting in some fine saves despite suffering from his on-going groin strain (surely these Lindsay boys are bionic?!).

Steve (Maverick) Speroni then suffered a cruel injury when the largest man on the pitch decided to stand on Steve's ankle in the goal mouth. Unflinching Steve was carried off to leave TPFC down to just 9 men.


Even with the depleted force, the Oranges bravely fought on, with Steve coming back on through the pain, and proving himself as TPFC's iron man!


Full time, and the Oranges were disappointed to lose 2-1, but happy in the knowledge that they had maintained their 10 out of 10 record for behaviour, and once again proved they can match any team in the league.

Man of the Match - Trevor Lindsay

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